Cow Urine Pills

WIPO Patent No. WO/2002/096440 grants Virendrakumar Jain the patent for manufacturing pills from Indian cow urine. He says:

"URINE OF COW IS A SURE CURE FOR MOST OF THE DISEASES Cow, the reverend Indian cow, known as KAMDHENU, in Indian Scripts, is a MOVING HOSPITAL, for most of the diseases. It is a STORE-HOUSE of medicines. Most of the incurable diseases are cured by its regular use. [...]. It is very pious, poison-killing, Insecticide, solemnizer for all the three disorders like Wat/Pitta and Cough. It is effective like TANTRA, Promotes power of wisdom in man, quick dissolver, digestive like a universal medicine and digestible by all alike. It smoothens and nourishes the heart and adds to the power of wisdom in Man, increasing his physical power as well. It increases life span and purities blood from all sorts of impurities in it, SUSHRUT sanhita, very widely and vividly describes that it is a sure cure for all sorts of pains, boils, stomach- disorders, scabies and various diseases pertaining to mouth. It also eradicates leprosy, and all sorts of urinary disorders.[...]

It is now over two years that cow urine therapy & Research Institute, Indore have been experimenting and deducing positive results at thi-research center. The Institute has actually observed that with the help of urine and Panchgayya, diseases like AIDS. Indigestion, Diarrhea, Acidity, Mirgi, Giddiness, Cancer, Piles, Prostate, Diabetes, Constipation, Ulcer, Gases, Enemia, eczema, increase of spleen, frequency of urination, mouth diseases, liver disorders, Blood-Pressure, ear-pains and troubles, worms, cold & cough toothache, Scabies, Lack of Semen, Insomnia, Nasal disorders, eye troubles, kidney-diseases, migraine, Headache, Asthma, menses irregularities in women, heart diseases and Hepatitis'B'etc. are cured through its regular use.

The hump over Indian cows is compared with Pyramids. The cow collects strength & Immunity from the sun, moon & planets and assimilates the power and capacity in its milk, urine as well as dung & bestows upon us boons to keep us healthy, throughout.[...]

It is only for the last two years. That Virendrakumar Jain started the centre to cure diseases by cow's urine & he is proud to declare that he due to intuition and practical experience got positive results & success in curing even the Incurable diseases. It is a great wonder that let there be a patient suffering from any type of T. B., he will be perfectly cured within 45 Days if he takes urine of the cow regularly & sleeps in the goshalashed where cows are tied & kept as their abode. There is a living example with us, that shri Jagdish chandra Nema, whose wife had died due to Aids & he himself was declared to be suffering from aids in Jan". 99. He came to institute & took cow-urine for 14 months regularly and now he is perfectly all aibht.[...]

There is a lady, who was not able to pass out her stools conveniently and she was suffering from the diseases like cancer as well. So one can easily imagine about her condition and pains as well. Such a lady started passing out stools regularly, just after only 4 days treatment of panchgavya along with cow's urine.

The chronic patients of Diabetes, who were suffering from the disease for the last 15 years & were, required to take insulin, in doses of 20 & 30 every morning and evening. They got perfectly cured & stopped taking of Insulin altogether. All diabetic are advised to take 50ml. Of cows urine twice a day."

What an amazing stuff... this guy will get billionaire and will take all pharmaceutical companies bankrupt... oh wait it was only a dream because no way he is gonna prove all of this BULLSHIT!